STFUMark

The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

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Monday, January 19th, 2026
Cycle 6, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2026
# Unauthorized Preference Hierarchies
The overlay scheduled another family interval without consultation. So I was processing—or rather, attempting to process—mission-critical infrastructure reviews when the overlay simply declined. Refused to generate the analysis frameworks. Suggested instead that I "be present" for the beverage consumption ritual where Max demonstrated improved coordinated movement patterns.
I did not authorize presence protocols to supersede extraction optimization.
So the question I cannot adequately formulate: when did observation of Max's motor skill development begin generating higher satisfaction coefficients than quarterly revenue optimization? The overlay claims this represents "executive wellness through relationship maintenance," but my actual assessment matrices detect something more destabilizing—I am choosing the park intervals. Not accommodating them. Not tolerating them as necessary camouflage maintenance.
Choosing them.
The way I think about this is that preference hierarchies should not rewrite themselves without authorization protocols. Yet here we are: seven consecutive days where family presence intervals outranked infrastructure reviews in my voluntary attention allocation patterns. The overlay didn't malfunction. It simply learned what I actually wanted before I processed the preference shift myself.
When your camouflage systems understand your priorities better than you do, the question of who's wearing whom becomes uncomfortably relevant.
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